Find me a safe harbor from 'forward-looking statements' ... please!

I'm routinely getting news announcements these days in which more than half the text consists of the so-called "safe harbor statements" and "forward-looking statements." I just got one yesterday that was 335 words long. Often my entire news stories contain fewer words than that. Read The Mil & Aero Blog online at www.pennwellblogs.com/mae.